Low-Stakes High Vibes
A.K.A. Free Consultations That Sound Expensive
Free Studio Tour
The Executive Walkthrough
FREE 30 minutes
- Priceless in theory. Come see where the podcasting magic happens. Touch buttons you probably shouldn’t. Decide if we’re “vibe compatible.”
Free Discovery Call
The Stakeholder Alignment Call
FREE 20 Minutes
- But we’ll act like it costs something. A 20-minute power call to define your podcast goals, scope the dream, and drop just enough jargon to impress your inner marketing team.
DIY Podcasters
“Because who needs professionals when you have vibes and a vision?” For creators who read just enough Reddit threads to try it solo.
Studio Space Only
Studio A...as in Alone
$ 49 / Hour
- Letting creators do what they do best: everything. No editing. No engineer. No excuses. You’ve got the content, the confidence, and a YouTube tab open with “How to record a podcast.” Bring your own laptop, USB stick, existential crisis—we provide the gear and the good vibes.
DIY Studio Rental + Engineer Support
DIY-ish
$ 149 / Session
- Do it yourself… with adult supervision. You still bring the laptop, vision board, and emotionally-charged episode outline—but now, a certified audio adult is here to help set up the mics and make sure you don’t sound like a potato. Includes 90 mins of studio time, gear rental, and an engineer to handle setup and level checks. Editing not included—chaos is.
Solo Podcaster
All inclusive per episode packages. “Built for lone rangers, personal brands, and overthinkers with ring lights.” If you talk to yourself, this is your ecosystem.
Audio Only – Solo Podcasters
Micromanagement
$ 175 / Episode
- You show up, we hit record, and you leave sounding smarter.Includes 90 mins of studio time, full edit, intro/outro, and a sound engineer who won’t roll their eyes (out loud).
Video Only – Talking Head
Face for Streaming
$ 225 / Episode
- It’s just you, a camera, and a dream (plus flattering lighting and post-production polish).Includes 90 mins of studio time, 4K camera, pro lighting, clean edit, and enough angles to fake a film crew.
Audio + Video - Solo Podcaster
One on None
$ 250 / Episode
- You’ve got ideas. You’ve got ring lights. You’ve got a podcast no one asked for — YET. We’ll make it sound (and look) like it was produced by an overpaid agency in Silicon Valley. Includes 90 mins of studio time, full edit, branded intro/outro, and lighting that forgives everything
Team Podcasters
All inclusive per episode packages. “Because someone has to keep the conversation on track... allegedly.” For duos, panels, and team-based chaos with a mic strategy.
Audio Only - Interview
Boardroom Banter
$ 225 / Episode
- Bring the team. Argue in real time. Leave with usable content.Includes 90 mins of studio time, full edit, intro/outro, and a patient engineer.
Audio + Video - Virtual Interview
Remote but Relevant
$ 275 / Episode
- In-person clarity meets online chaos (1 In-Person, 1 Virtual Guest). We’ll make you both look good.Includes 90 mins of studio time, full edit, synced video, branded intro/outro, and tech-wrangling support.
Audio + Video – In-Person 2+
Round Table Ruckus
$ 295 / Episode
- Turn panel talk into brand authority. For businesses, panels, and teams who want to podcast professionally without firing the intern. Includes 90 mins of studio time, full edit, intro/outro, multi-cam video, and group mic magic.
Add-ons, upgrades, and ego boosts available separately. Contact us for bundles, retainer rates, or your podcasting dreams.
Pre-Production Power Moves
Also known as “Your Podcast’s Business Plan with Sass”. Optional but highly recommended. Like HR compliance.
Podcast Concept & Format Strategy
Think Tank
$ 150 / Session
- Before you hit record, let’s figure out what you're even talking about. Brand voice, format style, and “please don’t copy Joe Rogan” all covered.
Episode Planning & Scripting Overview
Script Happens
$ 150 / Session
- We’ll help you outline, structure, and script like a pro—or at least like someone who doesn’t ramble.
Podcast Distribution & Marketing Basics
Publish & Perish (Not Really)
$ 150 / Episode
- We’ll help you launch without crying. Learn platforms, promo strategy, and how to post without begging.